New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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