your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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