Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
