sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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