Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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