All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
only you would photoshop your dick
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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