We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Randomize
