no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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