I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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