So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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