I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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