I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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