I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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