i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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