let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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