careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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