After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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