i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She said her name was "party"
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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