he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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