school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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