Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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