she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just pee around me
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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