I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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