Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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