id be glad to
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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