OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Randomize
