Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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