O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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