The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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