How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Acid is not a monday night drug
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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