He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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