So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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