you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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