Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Woke up backwards on a recliner
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
pray to the hookup gods
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I love you. Go after that dick
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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