what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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