If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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