how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Randomize
