If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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