Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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