I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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