Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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