well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just forgot I was standing up.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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