My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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