So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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