question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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