One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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