its not stalking. its research.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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