Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
literally had 100 drinks last night.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Randomize
