Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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