I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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