Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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