How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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