I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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