i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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